7:58 am - One of my mom friends wants to come over for knitting help at 8:30 tonight. Since you are unreachable, I have to decide myself! Hmmm... I say yes.
8:27 am - What do you want for dinner?
9:00 am - Maddie woke Spike up. Grrrr.
9:01.42 am - Crisis Averted. Carry on.
9:31 am - Cereal wearing off. Meal planning is probably not the best idea right now, but I'm going to do it anyway. Alert the media.
10:05 am - HAHAHAHAHA. You know how we had corned beef, cabbage, and carrots and potatoes last week? It's all on sale this week. Even the mustard. Same prices all around except the cabbage. I hope you want more corned beef!
10:09 am - Son of a....!!!!!!! The remotes are out of reach!
10:58 am - Baby bites HURT!!
11:30 am - I'm taking a bath, dammit, and taking a magazine with me!
11:30.01 am - and the baby and the bouncer. Just to clarify.
12:39 pm - Note: Encourage child not to discuss reproduction in coffee shops. File this one for after he can actually talk.
1:55 pm - Spike woke up because I moved him to answer the phone. But it was worth it because it was a real live human who called to talk to me! Not even a telemarketer!